jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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