seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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