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(906): View more from Michigan

Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule

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(540): View more from Virginia

i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.

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(847): View more from Illinois

just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat

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(601): View more from Mississippi

We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.

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(308): View more from Nebraska

I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?

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(210): View more from Texas

Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!

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(815): View more from Illinois

I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...

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