i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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