I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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