I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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