no you cant smoke seaweed
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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