SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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