he wants to bone in the snuggie
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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