Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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