BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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