Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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