You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
