threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I want her autograph on my taint
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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