your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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