just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
i think my cat just said my name.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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