this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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