I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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