Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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