My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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