she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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