Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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