Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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