I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Randomize