I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
That accounts for only three of the penises
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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