my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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