is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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