That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Apparently you make a good broom.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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