i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Randomize