You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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