Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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