quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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