i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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