is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
