Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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