brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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