hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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