and i looked up. we had an audience...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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