too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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