It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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