I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
