oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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