so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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