Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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