After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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