i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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