Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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