that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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