i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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