NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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