I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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