as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize