Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
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