I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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