I am spending my child support on dildos
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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